If oil and water don’t mix how
do you think oil and ice are going to get along?
Adding the oil industry to
the Arctic is like adding pickles to a pizza.
The oil companies cannot get
it right in warm still waters. They drill in Beautiful-ville where we vacation,
and still spill.
Take all the lies, poisonings
and past disregard for the environment and just add ice. I don’t see it going
well.
The oil industry can’t be
competent at 72° and breezy. How do you think they’ll handle business in
sub zero weather? They create enormous disasters with their bare hands. The
only difference is they will be wearing mittens and earmuffs.
Once you drill, you can’t
un-drill. And no, that’s not what she said.
I live in LA. I would rather
use less gasoline than have it come from thousands of miles away. If you want
cheap oil that bad, then move to the Arctic. Long distance relationships don’t
work.
Some general advice: If the
number one form of transportation is a snow mobile, don’t drill. If you have to wear caribou to stay warm,
don’t drill. If you need an ice axe on your tool belt, don’t drill.
How much oil did the solar
and wind industries spill just last year alone? Zero. Zero isn’t far from
negative one. The ANWR argument is old and out dated. In the 20 years we’ve
been arguing, dozens of cleaner options have emerged. The definitive answer is getting off fossil
fuels. Yet we still talk about building
more pipelines and an oil boom on Indian reservations. Nothing says high-tech
millennial like the phrase “oil boom on Indian land.” Wow, the future is here.
Thanks to Arctic oil drilling
we have new snow cone flavors like Berry unleaded, Crude Oil Crunch, Peach
Petrol and Diesel Delight.
They want to ship the oil by
railroad. I’m not a mathematician, but the more rail the more chances of
derailments. The only products that should be moved by rail are non toxic merchandise
like cotton candy, Q Tips or pillows. Maybe create an all fluffy ordinance for
rail transport. No one will get upset if a train of teddy bears spills into a
river.
The other option is to send
the oil by cargo ship. Transporting oil in water full of icebergs sounds like
having a fleet of Titanics.
The Arctic is the world’s
last pristine area. The entire place is clean and bright white like a fairy
tale. Even the critters are white; Snow
Shoe Hares, White Foxes, baby seals and Snowy Owls. Not to mention it’s where
Santa lives. No one likes Frosty the oil soaked snowman.
Oil companies pollute,
destroy, corrupt, create wars, and are bringing us near the brink of
atmospheric collapse. The last thing we want are all those ingredients in the Arctic.
The only thing interesting
about Alaska is that it’s clean. Trash Alaska and you may as well call it, Very
North Dakota.
They’re right about one
thing- oil extraction in the arctic will create jobs. Jobs for lawyers, spin
doctors, beach cleaners and Seal Scrubbers.
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